Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.

Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.

Piedophile by Me_Again September 27, 2011

Rowdy Roddy Piper 

The greatest bad guy in the history of Pro Wrestling
A man who will kick ass and chew bubble gum

"I have come here to kick ass and chew bubble gum. And i'm all out of bubble gum."-Rowdy Roddy Piper

Rowdy Roddy Piper by CKBruinfan September 30, 2015

Pipe stretcher 

An imaginary tool used to haze beginning apprentices on construction sites, by telling them to retrieve this tool from some other part of the site. Each time the apprentice arrives at a new location, the workers, who know there is no such thing as a pipe stretcher, play along with the joke by saying something like "oh, you just missed it--they're using it up on the third floor, so you'll have to ask them." The apprentice is sent all around the job site for the entire work day, or until the apprentice figures out it is a joke.

I need you to go down to the south end and get that pipe stretcher back from the iron workers.

Pipe stretcher by Ewizobeth May 16, 2014

Pipe Dream 

Not Neil Josten

"I'm not a hallucination."
"You are a pipe dream."

Pipe Dream by Hopelesslee July 12, 2020

Piper

A Kind-Hearted loving girl who cares about her friends and family. Piper is a very organised young lady and will be very successful in life. When Piper is in her late twenties she will be rich and have a house with her husband and guinea pigs. She is probaly going to be a successful author because of all of her wondeful story ideas and naturally creative mind. Piper is the kind of girl who you want to hang out with but cant because you know you aint smart enough to. Piper has a large group of friends that stay by her side and she shares a lot in common with them because thats the kind of people that she hangs out with. Piper and her amazing looks and attractiveness knows how to get all the guys.

person 1 “I wish I could be like Piper....”
person 2 “yea...she has all the guys”
both “why cant we be like Piper?”

Piper by TigerTay October 11, 2018

pay the piper 

to bear the consequences of one's actions

You've been up all nigt partying, carousing and having all kinds of good time. Now you're at work and you're so tired and hung over you'd rather be dead than have to spend the next 8 hours sorting out tps reports. Well, buddy, if you wanna have fun, you gotta pay the piper.

pay the piper by bart wheeler February 19, 2007

Daniel Pipes 

A neo-conservative American writer and avid Zionist who has made a career through his Middle East Forum of defaming and smearing American Muslim organizations and institutions. He is arguably one of America's most prolific Islamophobes (read: Muslim-hater), who has publicly supported on his web site the internment of Japanese-Americans during the Second World War and feels "encouraged" that survey polls show an increasing hostility among Americans towards American Muslims and Islam.

Daniel Pipes? Nobody wants to listen to that Islamophobe except the neo-conservative and Zionist organizations.

Daniel Pipes by Tangrene September 19, 2007