Chocolate Pineapple

A big piece of shit shaped like a pineapple (also can look like a human brain) that rips open your anus before crashing into the toilet and throwing water onto your now bleeding, burning ass hole.

"Damn, not even this Angel Soft can repair the damage this chocolate pineapple has done."

by Roman G September 27, 2005

Hawaiian Pineapple

When you ram a pineapple up a bitches ass and then proceed to tickle her vagina with the green leaves on the pineapple.

I just picked up a pineapple at the store, hopefully Sally is down to recieve that Hawaiian Pineapple tonight.

by Garret Sumter May 19, 2015

pikey cunt

a gypsy like person who is a fucking cunt!

you are a fucking pikey cunt

by watkinson January 24, 2009

pikey basher

someone thats goes out with intent of hurting pikeys. usually in a pack. usually armed with chain that goes to wallet or other hard item(s)

hey jack, wanna go out pikey bashing tonight

by jack January 28, 2005

Shitting a Pinecone

The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.

Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.

or

Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

pineapple kush

pretty self-explanitory, kush that tastes and smells like pineapple. from what i can tell though, pineapple kush is alot stronger than other kinds of kush.. probably not as strong as the rare pineapple express but it is indeed still some one hitter quitter shit.. i wouldn't suggest taking more than a hit if your a light weight that freaks out easy after smoking.

after clearing a bowl of mids and two hits of some pineapple kush, i was pleasently stupid... bout a half hour later, i was laying there shivering and my legs felt as if they were having a seizure. this was in a 75 degree bedroom. you probably thinking "yup, your a lightweight too" but really, i'm not...

by y2c February 20, 2011

Pineapple

The word used when two people find that a moment has become awkward for both of them. Often when the two are crushing on each other and don't know it.

Person1: Yeah I love shopping.
Person2: Cool
Person1: Yup...
Person2: Pineapple.

by Thecoolestpersoninyourheart July 17, 2014