pineapple hairs

the green leafy stuff on top of spongebob's house - word created by the one and only best youtuber ever Anix :o

"oh yeah what is that stuff on top of spongebob's house'
"they're pineapple hairs, how dareth you not know that"

by shreK o_o June 16, 2020

Pine County

Pine County is the rural most area between Duluth and the Twin Cities. If you live in Pine County, you are often found sticking your dick in your Ford F150's exhaust pipe. After busting a nut, you will take a case of bud light roadies and habitually drive drunk to your local meth lab. Don't worry about the 5-0 in this area because they join you in your drunken escapades. This county is rittled with herpes and boredom. If you don't have herpes, you will probably contract it from your cousin relatively soon.

Pine county hick 1: Did you just see that hot bitch on that John Deere?
Pine county hick 2: Yeah, man. That's my cousin. I gave her the herp!

by CBAAED April 3, 2011

Pineapple Wednesday

The first Wednesday of the month. To celebrate, one wears clothing depicting pineapples, eats pineapples, drinks pineapple juice, sings/dances to the Pineapple Wednesday song, and does anything she/he can think of that relates to pineapples.

Pineapple,
Pineapple Wednesday;
It is my favourite day
Of the month!

by the Pollylu July 8, 2004

Pineapple

A yellow cactus that you can eat

WHERES MY PINEAPPLE CHARLOTTE? IDK MARGRET. “MIKEY ATE IT YESTERDAY” said Joe.

by IDK MARGRET April 27, 2019

guatemalan pineapple

A form of sex that is incredibly pointy, and painful.

"Dude, my ass is ripped to shreds!"

"Really?"

"Yeah, that guatemalan pineapple really fucking hurt."

"I could tell, your ass looks like Detroit."

by MegaBronyClopper69 January 31, 2014

pine pony

n. "the bench;" the bench team sports players sit on during gameplay. To "ride the pine pony" means to sit out of a game because of an injury, a suspension, or, especially, because a player sucks.

"His torn ACL has him riding the pine pony until next season."

by wayfarer April 30, 2005

pineapple

A word Urban Dictionary makes me feel bad for looking up its definition

Shawn: I wonder what Urban Dictionary says the definition of pineapple is.

Gary: Let's look it up:
Urban Dictionary: what the fuck are you looking at the definition of pineapples for you stupid fuck?
Shawn: I am sad
Gary: As am I

by pseudojones June 19, 2014