phlegm

something I barf up.. when I cough..

Damn shit.. listen to dat anerexic, belemic chick in da batroom.. Gurl maybe she sick.. don't hate if you don't know..

by sicko May 2, 2003

phlogiston

A widely-researched phenomenon in the Middle Ages, phlogiston was thought to be an inherent substance in all things that could burn. When something was burned, phlogiston was visible in the form of flame, and was released into the air. In turn, people thought something would not burn without air because the air was already "full of phlogiston" and no more could be released into the air. In short, phlogiston was believed to be the substance that fire was made of.

These days, under influence of modern science, the concept of phlogiston is usually regarded as superstition.

by Fluid March 30, 2004

Phlegm

A cool aura surrounding a person. Most of the time a sense of confidence exuded from the person. Their talents bring out the best of his peers, and he is level headed easy to get a long with, and is renowned, as well as, successful. Even with his enviable good fortune other don't feel jealous, and support their developmental growth and good fortune.

Leroy: Man, don't you love being around Peter.
Anna: Yes, there is something around his Phlegm.
Leroy: Our group is making money hand over fist.
Anna: He really brings out the best of our team.
Leroy: His confidence is almost contagious.

by SsTtUu April 28, 2011

phlegmman

A transvestite prostitute who specializes in oral pleasure

I thought she was hot 'til I found out she was a phlegmman

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Phlegm Omelette

A special dish made solely out of the secretions from someone's nose and throat. Don't knock it until you try it!
Also often shortened to Phlomelette or Snotlette.

Hil: Howdy Billy, I cooked up a Phlegm Omelette for you.

Billy: That does not sound appetizing to me, but I'm sure we can bait a trap for some varmints with it!

by Fishysmells52 June 28, 2017

phlemtosecond

the precise amount of time it takes to hock a loogie

Cooper refreshed the page every 2.3 phlemtoseconds, clocked by his common cold.

by hockaluigi August 22, 2017

pleggo

The child-friendly term for furiously masturbate.

Teacher, is it ok if I go pleggo in your office?

by Bitch Ass Nigga Bitch September 19, 2017