sliding a midget onto a sufficiently large penis so that it is able to travel through one whole and out of the other, push the midget down and make love to another midget with the remainder of the penis.
Things got out of hand last night and i ended up commiting an act of double midget penetration with Ivy and Dot, you know, the two old ladies from across the street, boy do i regret it now...
by Iva Penis March 1, 2007
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Peggtetti? I fucking remember you, you damn pervert. You were that guy that pushed me on the McDonald's parking lot floor and violently shoved a dick in my mouth and told me, "You have to drink it all~" and slapped me in the face with it for 3 minutes while repeating the same fucking phrase over and over again, "You like this, don't you? Dirty whore~". Then when you were about to squirt you shoved in in my mouth and you forced me to gag and swallow it. You then said, "Choke on it you slut!" and left me to rot in the corner. Not only that, but you damaged my throat so badly, everytime I eat or drink anything I can still taste your salty, thick cum in my throat. Now, everytime I'm having a good time eating my favorite foods, I always remember you licking your lips and moaning.
Heckin Pegetton!
by -Not Roobrat March 14, 2017
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by mjdy November 28, 2017
Get the Penetration Probation mug.An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.
Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!
by goldenmario52 June 11, 2018
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