Peeping Simon

A Peeping Simon often enjoys bringing lube, lotion, and binoculars to the nude beach in Vancouver. A Peeping Simon can often be found alongside a Peeping Jack. They will find a nice cozy lookout view, whip out their massive COCKS, get their binoculars and stare off into the horizon. A Peeping Simon is also a beta-male who likes to be cuckholded. Also be wary of a Peeping Simon when you bring your girlfriend as he may stare at her!

Hey you see that Peeping Simon?
Yeah, I caught him staring at my girlfriends boobies

by Paike Ford June 1, 2021

Pheefing

When a woman queefs, shits, and pisses at the same time.

"I thought I was having a baby, but it was just me pheefing!"

by rat_lil January 3, 2022

Peeping Tom

1. A person (a guy named William) that spies on other people while they are partaking in things you usually do not want other people to see. Changing or showering or getting it on, for example.

I guess we are as useful as tits on a fish..peeping tom!

by anonymous March 4, 2022

Peeking Chicken

The act of hiding an erection by pointing the head of the penis towards the head of the person and securing with the waistband of whatever you're wearing. In this way the head of the penis may appear to be peeking out.

Mrs Johnson called on me in class to standup and explain the answer, so I had to use the old peeking chicken to hide my erection.

by DirtCircle November 9, 2023

Euro-peeing

A play on words with Europeans and peeing - if you don't get it say it out loud.

The Europeans are Euro-peeing their pants about the newest episode of Doctor Who on tumblr; it must be good!

or

American Friend - I can't wait to go on this new roller coaster!
European Friend - I'm not so sure; it looks scary.
American Friend - Oh, quit Euro-peeing yourself and let's just get on line already.
European Friend - Ok.

by Contributerrr May 19, 2013

fountain peeing

When you take a leak and your pee squirts in various directions.

It seems like every time John takes a leak, he does fountain peeing. I have noticed that whenever he comes out of the washroom, I go in the washroom afterwards and see pee on the toilet seat as well as on the floor.

by funny fellas January 16, 2014

stall peeking

What most Lowe's employees do at the urinals while you are using them.

A: Dude, that guy in there was looking over into my urinal.
B: So he was stall peeking? That's pretty messed up .
A: I know, man. It freaked me out.

by dabrownman July 11, 2014