jordan the pedo

Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field

Have you seen Jordan the pedo

by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020

Pedo Paranoia

The belief that everyone and everything related to sex or sexual urges that makes people uncomfortable is pedophilia. A moral panic similar to satanic panic and the red scare.

"Wow, did you hear Jack is dating Lily? She's only 21! He's a pedo!"

"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."

by lordathe November 12, 2022

speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.

You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.

by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009

Pedo-ball

Its the only pedophile ball in existence..... its a tennis ball.

The Pedo-ball likes touching people in the nuts... hard...

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Gay pedo

An attractive or creepy older gentleman 18+ who sexually assaults, rapes, touched a little boy for his own pleasure.

I am a gay pedo and I rape little boys.

by Pedoman February 16, 2019

panto-pedo

A person or character who, whether purposefully, or by accident, exhibits characteristics (physical or otherwise) usually associated with a pantomime villain. And could seem to have a particularly sinister interest in children.

Dave looks like the child-catcher in Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang. He's such a panto-pedo!

by Widowtwankey October 22, 2009