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Parasite

A parasite by definition is something who feeds off a person (or a so-called 'host').

1. A parasite in many examples could be a person who basically lives off another human being, without planning to pay them back in any way possible. This person basically takes advantage of the host or person they live off of, reasons could be of following: money, house, or food.

2. A parasite could also be something in a person or animals body. The parasite feeds off of the person/animal's insides.

3. Baby/Fetus. I techincally do look at as a baby or fetus as a parasite because it still is inside the body of a person or animal, and it does take nutriants from it's carrier.
1. Del is a parasite, all he does is feed off of people and takes advantage of them.

2. I hope Chris is okay, he had to go to the hospitol to get a parasite removed from his body or he was going to die.

3. My aunt is pregnant again, can't wait to see the little parasite when it pushes it's way out.
by Pander November 8, 2006
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Haggy Parasite

A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
Haggy Parasite: ''I don't shut up because It makes me look smart''
by I_Define_Words69 May 6, 2014
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A low quality beer. Most commonly seen today in small town hick bars or on college campus by fratties who have no clue what good beer tastes like, but remember their white trash father used to chug one down before beating on him and his mother.

See also Piss Water
Dumb Frattie Sheep: "Yo, Chad. Toss me another Pabst, Bra!"
Alfa-Male Frattie: "Fuck you, Chad. Get your own, Bra!"
by J. Wolf April 15, 2005
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parasexual

A sexual attraction towards ghosts, poltergeists, phantoms, and/or demons. Sometimes a parasexual may be attracted to aliens or Sasquatch.
It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.

Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007
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Paras

1. An admin on MuggleNet Chat.

2. A global moderator on MuggleNet Chat.

3. A friend of everybody on MNC.

4. A tall Indian lad that is currently residing in Canada. He is a college student and barely has time to talk to anybody anymore.

5. An Indian with an iPhone.
Cody: Hey, did you see that?
Paras: What?
Cody: Nevermind, it was you.
by NotCodyAtAllever September 8, 2009
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paraskeet

when a man ejaculates on another person's face while parachuting. similar to the word parakeet, but with a completely diffrent meaning.
i was skydiving and totally paraskeeted this bitch.
by matthew gunit December 31, 2006
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paras

to grow your hair out to extreme lengths. usually coupled with hyperness and crazyness. also has little pointy ears.
Get your haircut honey, youre becoming a paras.
by Kahlu March 26, 2008
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