poo pains

Aches and cramping associated with holding in a pending bowel movement.

I don't care how nasty the gas station bathroom is...I got bad poo pains.

by etafatdik July 6, 2009

Pain Cake

To give a high amount of pain to another whilst wearing an American Football Jersey usually involving a football tackle/spearing

That fool didnt complete his report so I gave him a slice of Terry's special pain cake.

by Roustov April 16, 2008

world of pain

The ultimate retribution when you piss someone off.

"Dave, you just shagged my mom. I'm gonna put you into a world of pain."

by Satandog May 2, 2006

The Speed of Pain

1) The speed of which pain travels when it is inflicted on an individual.

2) A song by Marilyn Manson.

1) I cut off my arm and it instantly hurt.

2) Rick went emo after listening to 'The Speed of Pain'.

by Mojojojojo January 24, 2009

t-pain

1)Testicle pain/the feeling you get when an elf knees you in the nuts with 2.538 tons of force

1)I got hit it the nuts so I have major t-pain.

by PayumGanztaNDaHood January 5, 2009

pain eraser

a slang word for an alcoholic beverage when one is feeling upset

I'll find comfort in my pain eraser

another pain eraser to take the sting away

by chantellbrianne July 10, 2017

Pain Account

Your Business Bank Account

All the Way to The Pain! Gotta Deposit Money in My Pain Account!

by PainHero July 14, 2013