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Ostrichata

The phenomenon of a piñata shaped like an ostrich, or in rarer cases: an ostrich shaped like a piñata
A childrens birthday turned fatal when the ostrichata got loose and killed everyone. They should have bought a piñata shaped like an ostrich - not an ostrich shaped like a piñata. Noob.
by MRWLOFS May 16, 2018
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ostriching

Verb; The act of running while being engaging in the stand and carry sexual position.

The penetrating partner runs, while carrying the receiving partner whose arms are wrapped around his neck, and legs around his waist, having the vagina or anus penetrated by the man's penis, thus resembling a sprinting ostrich.

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I was fucking this bitch on the beach when the po-po turned up, so I picked her up and we ostriched outta there!

The wedding took a strange turn when Jack and Molly started ostriching up and down the church aisle.

John: Fancy some ostriching?
Jane: What's ostriching?
John: <whispers>
Jane: Oh my!
by Jack and Molly April 4, 2010
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ostricized

verb. When playing pick-up football games on the weekends, the act of a defense player hitting and offensive player low and the offensive player flipping forward and landing headfirst in the dirt. The act is similar to an ostrich putting his head into the ground.
After talking smack throughout the whole game, he returned the kickoff and and ran straight at the target of his words, only to be ostricized and receive a face full of dirt, embarrassing him in front of his peers.
by Rukkus002 September 12, 2010
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ostritch seat

when you lose your virginity in a car with leather seats.
Mike: "Yo, what'd you do this weekend?"
Trey: "Nothing much man, just had the occasional ostritch seat."
Mike: "Damn get it"
by bobduncanexperience December 9, 2016
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Ostrichized

Having been turned into an ostrich, or having acquired ostrich-like characteristics.
The ornithophobes wouldn't play with Billy after he was ostrichized because they couldn't bear to look him in the beak.

"If you don't get on board with this project plan, I'll have you ostrichized and you can spend your days hatching eggs!"
by McFLY42 April 9, 2009
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ostirichboy

when a male ostirich has intercourse with a feamle human. the resulting offspring is considered to be an ostirichboy. A very rare breed of ostirich, valued for its fine coat.
long necked people are sometimes mistaken for an ostirichboy.
by Roast Beef King May 27, 2009
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Ostric

Ostric is a type of person that dosen't understand things that easy.
You are such an ostric!
by zKlau November 18, 2019
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