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Killing Orphans

A euphemism for sex, which is handy if you want to speak in code or around people your age who accept killing orphans as a legitimate pastime. It is also useful because of its broad applications and versatility, the speed of sex, the speed of the orphan killings, the type of sex, stabbing, shooting or probing, etc., etc.
Killing Orphans: A euphemism or code for sex, used to talk about various sex stuff while people are around
(to friend when people are around): Oh boy I can't wait to kill some orphans tonight...
(talking about someones sexual exploits in code): Did you hear about Brennan? he killed before and he is planning to kill again!!
by qwertyuippoiuytrewq February 11, 2022
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orphan dump

where alll the old useless orphans go, usually is an old shitty dumpster, this is where abortions go as well after they are vaacumed out
yo bill wanna go to the orphan dump and take shits in it

fuck yeah man im going to shit on that chineese one
by Joe Budy July 5, 2010
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Orphan Soup

A gourmet dish made from the limbs and organs of the finest orphans in the country.
Man, I could really use some orphan soup right now
by BeanOrNoBean June 7, 2020
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Orphan Tears

when a man ejaculates on the face a person who was once an orphan.
Come and get these orphan tears.
by Cootercapture November 19, 2015
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ORPHAN

1) An acronymn referring to those people who sit at highway off ramps and ask for spare change, but won't really work for food. It stands for -
Off Ramp Pan Handling's A Nuisance
Watch me make that ORPHAN jump.
by jrh5356 April 23, 2005
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Orphanage

A replacement term for cumdump. When you come inside a man, he becomes an orphanage. Applies to both the bussy and the thrussy.
Jim asked David if he wanted his load. David exclaimed “Yes, Daddy, make me an orphanage.”
by Teresa St. Clair December 29, 2021
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orphanides

A mythical creature. A small friendly dark haired cherub, with huge testicles and a cheeky grin. The Greek nature of the beast is prone to bad dress sense like cardigans and has a liking for glittery jewelry and watches.
I bought my kebab off that sweaty Orphanides type. He looks like he's a top holiday moose hunter.
by Goatboy Grasshead November 13, 2015
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