Oatmealy

That warm and mushy feeling you get inside your stomach when you're around someone you like.

Wow, she really gives me that oatmealy feeling when she's around.

by freedom_fighter May 4, 2009

Oatmealing

When you're getting head and blow your load and he/she keeps going but doesn't swallow. The jiz on your pelvis from this is known as oatmeal.

I'm cummed in her mouth and she kept going. After she stopped I looked down and there was jiz all over my pelvis. Oatmealing

by RealSans December 30, 2016

Oatmealcreampi

A thicc,mischievous,handsome fella.

Doordasher by day, cloud-blower by night,with a happy twist of hardcore rock wook.

“Yo man who was that?” “That’s Oatmealcreampi,He’s the shit”

by JackAuf November 17, 2021

oat-meal

oat⋅meal /ˈoʊtˌmil, -ˈmil/ Show Spelled Pronunciation oht-meel, -meel –noun

1. meal made from ground or rolled oats.
2. a cooked breakfast food made from this.
3. a girl who has had sexual intercourse with at least three members of Omega Alpha Tau.

After Josh and Ben had their way with Carin, Mike Brewer utilized the reverse cowgirl position to close her out and complete the oat-meal.

by Big Don Kolich March 26, 2009

oatmealing

when you're making out with a really hot bitch and you puke in her mouth

Maaaan...I was so sick yesterday that when me and that bitch hooked up I oatmealed in her mouth, she totally wanted me though.

by Allie Kazoo January 6, 2004

Oatmealed

Verb; when a plan goes horribly wrong. To be interpreted as an order of magnitude worse than "Backfired".

FunnyJunk: Hey TheOatmeal, I'm suing you for 20,000$ in damages.

TheOatmeal: Oh really now? How about "f*ck off" ?

FunnyJunk: lol! Dude... do you even lift?

TheOatmeal: Actually, I'm going to fund-raise 20,000$, give it to charity instead, crucify your website by turning most of your user-base against you, have my fans inadvertently cause a DDoS on your lawyer website. Oh, and why not raise 120,000$ for charity instead, while I'm at it.

FunnyJunk: F*ck... my plan totally Oatmealed :,-(

TheOatmeal: Friendly suggestion: drop the lawsuit. Or else.

by Fock Hoff December 15, 2012

oatneal

when you wake up the next day after a party and find your self covered in puke that closely resembles oatmeal. even better if flies or other vermon are found.

did you see oatneal in his car this morning?

by mudpunisher September 26, 2006