nursenary

A portmanteau of nurse and mercenary, a nursenary is a registered nurse who choses nonstandard, travel, or contract work to maximize take-home pay, often sacrificing benefits or stable hours.

Since my spouse gets benefits through work, I left my floor and make $10 more per hour as a nursenary.

by rjb2112 May 15, 2020

Nurger

A black burger.

"Yo, Burger King is out with that new black burger!"
"Shouldn't it be called a Nurger?"

by glapor February 4, 2019

Nurdel

Sticking your cold feet under someone else's butt on the couch

Kim, let me nurdel you!

by nurdeler November 6, 2014

nerses

A smart boy, and when he plays a sport he is always the best one in the team. Also a God of pimps.

We should do what the Nerses said.

by n0yes May 15, 2009

Nursing home fart

A fart that is so nasty and vile that it makes a room smell like a nursing home. Consider the room or area permanently tainted with a rotten stink smell.

Major construction is required after the fart to reuse the area, including ripping out carpets and sub-floors, and walls and sheet-rock.

Bio-hazards suits are needed to clean-up, and Center for Disease Control needs to be notified.

Rudi cruised over to Sampson's house for Monday night football. He had been eating bratwurst all day, and drinking Schmidt Ice. He didn't feel well at all and something was brewing deep in his stomach.

He ripped a huge fart during half-time - big mistake. It turned out to be a nursing home fart and completely wrecked Rudi's house.

by Jrubadub October 14, 2010

nursing school

the hardest most stressful shit one will ever go through in life.

"hey where has kathy been these past months?"
"oh, shes stuck in nursing school studying for the rest of her life."

by nurseintraining March 6, 2008

Nurder

The unlawful killing of one nerd by another as a result of a nerd based conflict.

Simon was convicted of 1st degree nurder after killing a fellow nerd for stealing his highest rarity magic card.

by Pultzar June 29, 2009