Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

junk-prints

The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear.

*finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?!

*walks into friend's room and opens drawer*
Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size.

by lilwangsta July 9, 2011

junk gap

The space between the anus and genitalia. The most likely place for faeces and all kinds of junk to get trapped.

I didn't realise I hadn't wiped my junk gap properly.

by Wownewstome! May 27, 2014

junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014

junk grabber

1. an African American gentleman who is often seen with his hand clutching his penis (junk) through his baggy trousers while swaggering down the street or hanging with his homies.

2. a man/boy (most often black) who's hand has a magnet like attraction to his ding-dong. most often the hand is seen gripping from outside the pants.

"that new black kid LaTrell can't even take his hand off his crank long enough to play a game of basketball! Yeah, he's the ultimate junk grabber!"

by scubajesumits March 22, 2010

junk blow

The act of "sucking the life out" of someone's soul through their asshole.

After an evening full of drinks, Eric presented himself to Jay for their traditional junk blow.

by Birdtrax January 3, 2015

Junk Slam

inserting ones junk inside while having intercorse

totally junk slammed last night

by batnumberone June 24, 2011