noonie

An all encompassing term for male / female genitals.

1) Hey Greg, look at that chick's fat noonie.

2) Hey man, I think that guy wants to touch your noonie.

by dis_duidelik August 30, 2005

Nookie

An either famous or notorious song by rap rock band Limp Bizkit, whom you'd either think are a cool band or a very very shitty band.

Quoted from the song's chorus:

"I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!
Stick it up your, yeah!!"

Source: www.azlyrics.com

by Mark H June 4, 2004

wookie nookie

having sex with a girl that looks like a hairy beast, sasquatch, or a yetti.

You could not pay me enough to tear off a chunk of that there wookie nookie. She is completely scusting and fat.

by Berian September 28, 2005

Noonies

A charming and rather twee word to describe testicles.

He said my thighs were fat ..................so I kicked him in the noonies.

by CazDee September 18, 2006

Nookie

To have Sex
To get some

Yo son im bout to get some nookie from dat hoe

by John AKA Spade May 2, 2008

Nooger

The act of putting an object on your lap to cover up a boner.

I tried pulling a nooger last night while watching a movie with my girlfriend.

by Michael Litterous June 9, 2013

Nookiefailure

A mishap during sexual intercourse that leads to one or more partners being left unsatisfied.

"So I was in the middle of intercourse, when I suddenly lost my erection. Total nookiefailure right?"

by KtizzleIzzleNizzle January 3, 2010