Nob Trifle

Someone who is a proper nob when no other insult will do!

you are a nob trifle. a proper nob trifle

by James Protheroe December 14, 2007

slug nobbing

Continuation of intercourse despite a flaccid member

I've not cum yet. He's been slug nobbing for the last ten minutes

by Joe Pepper April 1, 2017

Nob sauce

The stuff that comes out your nob

Known as cum

There’s a whole load of nob sauce in that sock

by Nobsauce August 2, 2019

Nob Rocket

A penis so large that people think its going to shoot off.

He is watching it again, the nob rocket is about to launch.

by ThingThang June 7, 2014

Nob-Robber

A woman who gives off that "I'm crazy and could potentially cut off your penis while you sleep" vibe. It is usually more easily identified when the victim is accompanied by close friends.

"Hey Chad, can I steal you away for a sec? WTF, dude? Did you not see her eyes? That chick is a Nob-Robber for sure! Back me up, Paul..."

"Yeah steer clear of her, Chad. She's not worth losing lil' Chazz over!"

by YanniFZ January 19, 2014

Diesel Nob

Involuntary semi, caused by an unknown mix of vehicle vibration, women and the inevitable smell of diesel fumes leaking in through the back seats on a crappy public transport. Usually happens in a morning on the way to work.

8:30 AM - the bus is packed. It smells of diesel fumes as you sit on the back seat. The bus is old and vibrates like mental. A hot woman gets on the bus and you're suddenly aware of a semi, but you don't know what's caused it. 'Diesel Nob'

by roocifer July 15, 2010

nob bucket

A dumb fuck who doesn't think before he acts.

You ran me over in your car you nob bucket

by Sezajeza May 27, 2019