Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

Negative Advertising

When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.

1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."

Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"

"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."

2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"

Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."

Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."

by bamofo69 May 22, 2010

Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010

negative chub

When the extreme grotesque appearance of a female causes your penis to shrink even smaller than its already flaccid position.

Aww man, is that fat chick wearing a one-piece denim dress? I think I just got negative chub

by ghamin February 23, 2011

negative humor

When Sarah makes a bad joke (i.e. every joke that comes out of her mouth) and everyone who was unfortunate enough to hear that joke is worse off as a result.

Sarah: you're not funny Jimmy hahahahhahaha

Jimmy: negative humor!

by mshammy November 24, 2013

negative poo

Apparently not that rare phenomenon when you weigh yourself up, then you take a shit, weigh yourself again and you notice you are slightly heavier than you were before the act.

The ultimate negative poo, in turn, is when you actually weigh yourself up during the act and you see yourself gaining on weight on the scale.

- Cannot be. Right before shitting it was like 170 lbs and now its 175!
- Negative poo at its finest.

by krd April 18, 2014

negative worries

1. Even chiller than saying "no worries."

2. Having less than 0 worries.

Guy 1: My fault man, apologies.
Guy 2: Negative worries broheim, all good.
Guy 1: Whoa, cool phrase, you're obviously quite chill.

by Mahalo Breh January 2, 2017