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ironic mustache

generally adorned by a hipster
an ugly mustache grown initially as a joke and to impress one's friends with the level of commitment necessary to maintain it. these mustaches often remain with the wearer far longer than they are funny and become a part of the person's "look".
Jameson: Dude...Steve looks pretty gross these days. I don't think he's washed his denim jacket in a long time and his hair is awful!
Marc: No doubt, and his ironic mustache really isn't helping.
by bad daddy schlong October 10, 2007
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Dave Mustaine

Former lead guitarist of Metallica, founder and main songwriter of Megadeth.
He is the pioneer of Thrash Metal and along with Cliff Burton, the only reason why Metallica had good music (he wrote their best songs on the first two albums).
As a band leader, he has the reputation of being a dictator but incidentally, this is also one of the main reasons why Megadeth has some of the best music in this world. Album after album is consistent unlike their rival Metallica, who again, incidentally, began to suck after Dave Mustaine's departure and Cliff Burton's demise (seriously, haven't you noticed that?!).

Dave Mustaine is a musical genius and is very charismatic.
Megadeth is way better than Metallica and most other bands for that matter. Thank you Dave Mustaine for existing.
by Polymath1990 December 25, 2008
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sack lunch mustache

The pubic hairs left upon a person's upper lip after sucking on the balls of some male animal.
That is one happy faggot, look at his sack lunch mustache.
by Goat October 8, 2003
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Mustache bug

Most commonly known as a house centipede, scientific name Scutigera coleoptrata. Also known as Mop Bugs.
I used to kill mustache bugs on sight, because they are so ugly, but then I found out they eat silverfish, roaches and bedbugs. Now I think they are more useful than any of my human roomates.
by Internet Zombie August 10, 2010
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Moe Mustapha Appearance

Appearing at an event or gather for a short period of time. Arriving late and staying no longer than ten minutes.
I don't really wanna go to Ab's party, but I think I should make a Moe Mustapha appearance.
by SuzieM939 October 10, 2011
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Mustache

The source of all righteous power; the facial hair style of the sophisticated man or woman.
Antonym:Evil
1) The power of the mustache will save us from ultimate evil!
2) Wow! what a great mustache!
by Bardsley's Sidekick THE FUZZLE February 23, 2009
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Shitler Mustache

to insert your finger into your anus, then wipe the shit off onto an unsuspecting person's top lip. kinf of like the dirty sanchez.
when steve passed out last night, justin gave him a wicked Shitler mustache!
by tony February 24, 2004
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