muddy warrior

After anal intercourse, the man wipes his poopy penis accross his partner's face creating the look of war paint.

Is that grease on your face or did someone give you a muddy warrior?

by The Brown Parrot July 28, 2015

Muddy Glove

During intercourse, the man reaches inside the anal cavity of the woman and proceeds masturbate using the rectum of the woman as a glove.

I did the old muddy glove on the wife for our 60th wedding anniversary; I was picking corn out of my finger nails for hours.

by ChewCracker April 05, 2019

muddy alaska

a dude and a girl take craps on each other and wallow in it.

Johhny and Tracy took a Muddy Alaska together

by gay gorilla July 20, 2009

Muddy dungeon

When there’s poop in a girls asshole while you’re giving anal.

I was hitting this girl in the asshole and she shit a little so I gave hut a muddy dungeon.

by LilT69 July 25, 2019

muddy toot

a muddy toot is essentially a shart

If you push hard enough, sometimes a normal fart can become a muddy toot.

by crabbiie February 02, 2020

muddy driveway

the visible result of a failure to cleanse one's anus after dropping a deuce or as the result of a shart; most notably on the undergarments, if applicable.

Don't play a game of poop or fart, because you might end up with a muddy driveway.

by oncoming wedgie October 30, 2014

Muddy Glacier

The act of inserting an ice cube in your ass while masturbating.

My sheets got real stained after I had a muddy glacier pop out too fast!

by Chris Heather July 02, 2011