by Andrew October 9, 2003
Get the Moss Rockmug. Cunt Moss is the grassy substance that forms on the vagina when an old woman becomes wet, but does not engage in any sexual activity, because she's old. It also means she's dirty because cunt moss only forms when the old hag forgets to wash, and the mold and moss starts growing.
The woman is so old, and so ugly, I bet she's got cunt moss.
Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)
Dude, I was about to bone this MILF the other day, but I couldn't get over the fact that she had cunt moss! (Note, that cunt moss will never ever form on a MILF, so your friend is probably exaggerating the hotness of the old woman when he tells you this story.)
by FRAjeff May 14, 2008
Get the cunt mossmug. 
When a male/female has died their hair any hue or saturation of the color green. They respectively have done the same with their pubic hair.
Billy: Dude that chick with the lime green hair is so hot!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
Johnny: Ew, hell no! Shes a total moss crotch!
by Shugar Lipz June 2, 2009
Get the Moss Crotchmug. noun/pronoun, (1) of or relating to the contemporary inhabitants of the Pacific northwestern region of the United States and Southwestern Canada, (2) a word used to described people living in humid climates
by JessicAnnKlein December 21, 2008
Get the Moss Toemug. 
Please don’t ever compare a neighborhood to England to any inner city in the US. Miss side was a small inner city neighborhood that was decently bad in the 90s. But people who compare it to Compton are weird. Stop trying to be something your not. Miss side has never looked as rough as Detroit, Baltimore. Compton. Or any inner city US city. Stop please, you compare moss side which has never had a population over 18,000 to an entire city in America which has always had a population of 80,000+ and is apart of the LA metro. The only reason why mods side had a higher murder rate than Compton was because it was so small. Manchester doesn’t even come close to the amount of murders any major US city has including Compton and never has.
by Splitsplat February 2, 2022
Get the Moss Sidemug.