swamp moose

The chick you never want to meet in a dark alley. Ugly. DAMN ugly.

That broad is a Dundalk swamp moose.

by Stoney in Baltimore February 13, 2004

manitoba moose

Possibly the best name for any organized hockey team ever.
They are a team that is baised out of Winnipeg Manitoba. They play in the MTS center. And they Also have the best logo ever

"Hey, the what is the best hockey team ever?"
"The Manitoba Moose you idiot"

by MEH 38 February 27, 2008

blue moose

A harshly pounded vagina.

As a noun:
She must have a blue moose.
I left her with a blue moose last night.

As a verb:
I'm gonna give her a blue moose tonight!

by Johnny V. September 8, 2013

Moosejaw

A word used to describe a relatively wide and wet vagina which would look similar to the inside of a moose's mouth. Would be used as an insult directed to a female who is a whore, a slut, fat, or simply has a wide vagina.

"That moosejaw has definitely been pounded more than once!"
"You don't wanna sleep with Emma, she has a moosejaw...you can fist her and she wouldn't feel a thing!"

by I don cah September 30, 2011

Room With A Moose

A blank white room located at the end of a wormhole in space. It contains a moose.

"At the end of the wormhole lays... a room... with a MOOSE!"

"NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

the moose

Performed classically when your giving it to a chick doggy style. While she's unaware your doing it, place your thumbs to your temples and extend your fingers. This will look like antlers if properly executed. Then for as long as you feel necesary wave the antlers at the girl. Oringinating out of the depths of Colorado and delivered best by a Sloan.

Did you hear about that guy giving the moose to that chick.

by Harry Ballasgna April 5, 2004

moose blocker

When driving in Newfoundland a moose blocker is a vehicle in front you that can take out a moose preventing the moose from taking out you.

Look ahead..ders a Moose blocker. Better we tail that Rig eh? We's in moose country.

by MarcoTheNewfie January 14, 2010