Moose Munching

The act of performing oral sex on someone while you are afflicted with a cold or upper respiratory ailment, causing a snorting sound similar to that made by a moose, horse, deer, etc.

So she decided to go down on me last night even though she had a sinus infection. I told her it was a bad idea but next thing I know there she is Moose Munching me.

by julio montoya December 23, 2011

moose milk

a milk that moose craft made

I got moose milk in my kitchen OHHHH
need it cause im on a mission RAHHHHHH

by un mooseable May 17, 2017

Electric Moose

The act of attaching electrodes to someone ass cheeks. The person who has the electrodes attached to their ass spreads their ass cheeks. Another person then charges full speed ahead, with their hands on their head mimicking moose antlers. They then proceed to ram their hands, and head up the other person's ass.

What did you do today?

I ran out of shotgun shells, so I electric moosed my girlfriend.

by Fearix February 17, 2011

Moose Killa

A bro that slays moose and if it's not moose it's pussy.

This guy at work is a total moose killa.

by Mr. SP September 07, 2016

a room with a moose

What lies at the end of a wormhole

Zim: You see,at the end of this wormhole lies...A ROOM...WITH A MOOSE!

by 0niTTRay December 31, 2003

Hefty Moose

1. A Large amount of something
2. A Big Girl

Example 1
Guy 1 : Man i just put up 300 pounds on the bench
Guy 2: Damn thats a hefty moose

Example 2
Guy 1 : you see that girl

Guy 2: yea thats one hefty moose

by dan2331 November 01, 2010

Sharing the Moose

A Canadian expression for getting married, like the American "tying the knot". In a traditional Canadian wedding, the bride and groom go down the aisle each riding a moose, and after the ceremony they go back up the aisle on one, shared moose.

We're going to Ottawa next week because Dave and Alanis are sharing the moose.

by Married to a Canuck December 18, 2009