Dave Monks

sexy beast. crowd pleaser. lead singer and bassist of one of the best canadian indie bands out there.

hey i saw tokyo police club the other night in concert and dave monks made me want to lose my v-card to him.

by Coco apple September 02, 2008

monk-ish

1. Has obsessive-compulsive thoughts, tendencies or behaviours.
2. Of,relating to, or characteristic of USA Network's Adrian Monk.

Person 1: Did you wash your hands after the bathroom?
Person 2: Of course! I'm monk-ish!

by MercuryRocks March 25, 2006

mink monk

something you say when you are stoned and can't think of anything better to say/ its just a funny word to say when you are high.

Jake: Paul, why can't you meet up for the group project on the second floor of the library.
Paul (high): Cause your a mink monk!!

by pZ4sheZ May 20, 2010

Dave Monks

Lead singer and bass player of the band Tokyo Police Club.

Dave Monks writes great music.

by thesearenotflowers September 21, 2008

Slap the Monk

1. Masterbation.

2. Beating your penis profusely.

I caught that nigga Joe on rude.com on his laptop. I knew he slap the monk every once in a while.

by YoungPop21 August 23, 2009

monk job

A Monk Job is oral sex performed using only the tongue, circling round the edge of the head of the Penis, as if one was licking a mediaeval monk's haircut.

Monk: She gave me a monk job, it felt as if she was piping it into my haircut

by Matt Rose January 24, 2007

Monks Road

Monks Road is an infamous location in the city of Lincoln, England. It has been rumoured to be a hotspot for sexual assault and drug use all according to Police.org. In the local dialect of Tate County, the term Monks Road can be used in a wide range of phrases for example...

Jarvis: Bloody hell, Why did I decide to go on a school trip to Hull. Its such a shit hole.

Bartek: It may be shit alright, but its not as bad as Monks Road.

(In Class)
Miss Bush(Teacher): Right class, today we will be discussing places around Lincoln and how crime is prevalent there. Jeff could you start us off?
Jeff: I live on Monks Road.
Rest of Class: HA, WHAT A SHIT HOLE.

by AngryAsian212 November 15, 2021