Once towels become soiled or stained, there would indeed be a huge reduction in their moniterry value, but you could always launder and bleach them, and thus end up wif perfectly-usable absorbent-fabrics dat were obtained at a fraction of da cost of buying them new.
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Used to describe something that’s effortlessly cool and undeniably hot at the same time. Think laid-back, stylish, and magnetic- like a mojito: fresh, chill, with a little kick.
Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.
Saying “That’s so mojito” means it hits the sweet spot between smooth and bold.
That outfit? So mojito.
by Poncho the God June 6, 2025
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Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Definition:
The act of pretending to monitor a situation while actually doing very little; passive oversight disguised as vigilance.
Example:
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."
First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
"Though the manager claimed to be watching the production line, his monitration consisted mostly of scrolling through cat videos on his phone."
First Known Use:
August 4th 2025, by Tom Stoddard in Safety during a Production meeting.
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Get the mojito mug.A sexual act where two people adorn themselves in plate mail armor (or many cast iron skillets if on a budget) and throw bowling balls at each other.
The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
The name is a reference to a naval battle in the American Civil War where the first two ironclad ships fought to a draw in a very sexy battle.
"Myself and my second-favorite harlot, Margaret, engaged in a rousing round of Monitor and Merrimack last evening."
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