19 minute rule

A commonly held practice amongst urban males, by which at least one (though more commonly multiple) sexually active partners reside within a 19 minute commute of the male's place of residence, so as to allow sexual activity that takes advantage of early morning erections (that statistically last approximately an average of 20 minutes without stimulation)

Person A: "Not to be too much of a triflin' hoe, but does your girl meet the 19 minute rule?"

Person B: "Why yes, I am always inclined to follow such practical, time-tested, and, if I may be so bold, satisfying rules-of-thumb."

by Dennard April 7, 2008

quick minute

a longish period of time; a while.

"Man, It's been a quick minute since I seen you."

"Yeah, the last time I saw you was at that party a couple months ago."

by AllyBaby09 October 19, 2009

minuteman

Term for a volunteer soldier in the American Revolution, who were supposed to be ready to fight against the British at a minute's notice. These were often nothing more than farmers that happened to have a gun or two lying around.

Let us not confuse "minuteman," a man who quickly goes off to be a soldier, with minute man, a man whose soldier goes off too quickly.

by Zalis January 25, 2004

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person 1 GaAaAaUuUhHhH! Who do you think you are?! You slippery, slimy, H2O O2 consuming, waste of space! Get ready to redo this whole entire 10 minute marathon!
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by GIYOEFVDFSGHDFSGHDF NDFSGHKFDS December 28, 2021

minutia

Small and often insignificant, inane, banal, unecessary details or comments or just general stuff that get in the way getting to the point and getting things done.

I just wanted to hear how the date went but she went on with this minutia about the arch of his eyebrows. As if I care.

by k March 5, 2004

Mittens'd

When you're going in to give a "fist bump" to someone and instead of bumping their fist, you completely cover their fist with your open hand and say "Mittens!" in a very high pitched voice.

Tyler and Reed walked up to a couple of cute chicks at the mall. One of the girls makes a smartass comment to Reed, and Tyler says "hell yeah, give me a pound." When the girl puts out her fist, Tyler covers her fist with his open hand and cries out "MITTENS" in a shrill little voice. The cute chick has been "Mittens'd"

by Shadoe Swim March 8, 2010

Squishee Mitten

(Noun) Slang term used for the female vagina. See also ham wallet

I was balls deep in her squishee mitten when I passed out.

by Brandon Thompson February 28, 2006