Mentally Obese

One who has/thinks they have a great deal of knowledge, but grossly overuses it.

Someone who, at a party, always finds people walking away from them muttering " What a loser. Doesn't he have anything better to do?" after quoting useless and/or inaccurate statistics to make him look more interesting.

A person that uses their knowledge/feigned knowledge to make someone feel inferior for no other reason than to feel intellectually superior.

Man at a party: "Discount our neighbors to the east and I think you'll find we've got a sleeping giant on our hands. A veritable sleeping giant."

Everyone else at the party: "What a loser. He is so mentally obese that there should be a Richard Simmons work out tape dedicated to him."

by Serendipidity August 14, 2011

mentally retired

1. a more polite version of mentally retarded. when one is not born with mental deficiencies, but instead develops these traits due to ones own failings.

2. someone who has simply given up and has mentally dropped out of productive society.

That guy over there shopping in the crocks and sweat pants looks so mentally retired.

by bettydog November 9, 2012

acoutronic mentale

Main Entry: acou·tronic men·tale
Pronunciation: ack-yu-tron-ic ment-taale
Function: adjective
Etymology: Combined form of words Acoustic, Electronic, Instrumental

1 : a genre of music fusing acoustic sound, electronic influence, and instrumental structure into a sub genre, and creating a unique musical state of mind. all parts of guitar and percussion are played with basic acoustic and electric guitar, with handrumming being essential.
2 : a synonym for the early a.m. hours between 12 and 6 am, when the music is best listened to. city streets are the ideal listening location. the acoutronic mentale genre is also commonly referred to just as "a.m."

nobody plays acoutronic mentale like will does!

by will boyce September 16, 2008

mentalpause

The gradual decline of one's intellectual capacity that begins at middle age.

A variation of the word menopause.

Grandma's habit of forgetting my name is a sure sign of mentalpause.

by Led Zeppole November 16, 2003

Mentally tasered

When one talks confidently about a possible situation that might arise and then when the situation actually happens they get mentally tasered, or handle the situation completely different from how they claimed they would, usually by whoever they were talking about easily "over powering" in the situation.

John: This isn't a good idea. I got pulled over by a cop last night for staying out past curfew like this skating.

George: Ha! Wow you're a pussy. Stop worrying. If a cop even tried pulling me over for that I would pull out my knife and cut his ass.

*Red and blue lights flash and a police officer approaches the 2 of them*

Cop: What are you two doing out this late? It's past the local curfew.

George: H-hello officer we we're j-just taking a walk and enjoying th-the weather.

John: Wow, so much for acting like a tough guy huh George?

George: Shut up I got mentally tasered asshole!

by Dj Djuric July 21, 2009

Mental Rolodex

Something you "store" memories in when a friend has said something stupid or pointless.

That's great; I'll put that in my mental rolodex so I can blog about it later

by uknow_that_1_guy July 5, 2010

mental constipation

A synonym for writer's block, only more extreme. Where one cannot think properly due to many things: insomnia, nightmares, under-disgested hummus, brain farting and many more serious reasons such as amnesia.

Person 1: What's 2+2?
Person 2: Uhh...34?
Person 1: ...what?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm suffering from mental constipation

by alstarryn January 5, 2009