Memphis

A city in southwest Tennessee (U.S.A.) known for its lack of culture, crooked government, and breakfast food. Everyone there is either pitch black or albino white trash, listens to either ghetto music with the word "nigga" repeated 40 times or banjo ska music, and either smells like shit or... smells like shit. The suburbs are oases in the cruel desert, with Germantown and Collierville having the fliest and most attractive people in the world. However, Arlington and Millington are just as bad as the inner city, except without black people to take out the white trash.

Judge Joe Brown: Sentenced to thirty fave years in Memphis, for farnicatin'

by Rihanyce May 22, 2010

Memphis mouthwash

when a man jizzes in a womans mouth then pisses in it, leaving a scent reminiscent of the southern cesspool of Memphis Tennessee.

"Did you hear about Amy Winehouse?

yeah she showed up to an interview smelling like Memphis mouthwash

by honkyhater69 November 25, 2011

Memphis

Memphis is the best person in the world! Hes awesome, sweet, lovable and swaggy!
P.S. Hes Sexy...
P.S.S Ryan is ugly and suck a big one!

Memphis is the best person ever! :P

by TheKittyPurryFan^.^ May 22, 2014

Memphis

A fat butch who only plays xboxs, fans to gay hentai even though he is only 7. He has the smallest dick on planet earth.

"Look at that stupid Memphis in the corner watching hentai."

by Chase Holbrook November 5, 2016

mumphel

(verb)when one laughs with his/her mouth full of food. quite a dangerous act, can easily lead to choking. commonly happens while high on marijuana.

That little stoner is mumpheling like a bitch!

by Hot Chili Gumption November 8, 2008

Memph

Memph is an amazing human. He is incredibly kind, and outlandishly good at games. He is also incredibly good at games, hilariously funny and most of all a delight to have in your family. Memph is always there if you need a laugh, or some help with games, remember, games are his specialty. He often gets mistaken for being a god and some common words used to describe him include: 'God, Jesus Christ'. And NO, Memph is not a shorter version of Memphis, Tennessee.

Wow, he is such a Memph, oh wow! Oh my, how is he so nice and good at everything! He must be a Memph.

by MinemanPvPer December 10, 2016

memphis

the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.

damn it, why must i live in MEMPHIS?!

by the artist formerly known as julia July 31, 2006