microwave heart

If a person is faking being nice to someone then they do not have a warm heart they have a microwave heart. The heat of the heart and the niceness of the person are both being faked!

A teacher passes by person 1 and 2 (they both hate each other) in the hallway. Person 1 kicks person 2.

Person 1: Oh my god! I'm so sorry! Did I hurt you?

Person 2: Screw you with your microwave heart!

by Dr. M0 September 15, 2009

Dirty Microwave

When you have sex with a girl for 1 minute and when you pull out the middle of your penis is cold and the surrounding area is burning lava hot

"Man last night I Dirty Microwaved my girlfriend and she ended up burning her tongue"

by Go Pencils!! August 27, 2013

microrave

A rave with few participants in an enclosed space.

Man, that microrave was nuts, I started tripping out and thought that someone had me in a microwave.

by The one true dogboy January 1, 2009

Microwave Nut

1. A Quick nut.

2. A dude that Cums quick.

aka Two Hump Chump

You know that nigga jerome right?

Ya, Why?

Girl, that nigga gotta microwave nut.

by rastaaaaaaa February 21, 2011

Microwave hot

Hot, but not that hot. (hot = attractive)

One step below Oven hot, which is really fuckin' hot.

"You think that girl over there is hot?"

"Ehh, Microwave hot I guess."

by BlaBlaBlaBlaBla September 5, 2012

Microwave

Person who constantly chats with women but doesn't get any sex from them. Used to refer to them as warming up food (the women) for other people

Man 1: Oh yeah, I've seen him talk to a lot of women, he must be getting a lot of pussy
Man 2: Naaaah he's just a microwave.

by HotChilliIceCubes April 11, 2015

microwave monkey

Noun

The monkeys which live inside the microwave waving their little hand so fast and so small to create enough heat to heat the food.

Don't close the microwave door, you'll suffocate the microwave monkeys!

by Void Controller October 12, 2015