melonfest

An event when a group of females gather together. Much like a sausagefest except for the fact that it's all female. A time where girls can have as much fun as males do when they gather together.

melonfest! a good example is GGW (Girls Gone Wild)

by Darwin1337 March 3, 2008

melon headed twat

Usually a female, who dosn't have many friends. Enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with glasses and people with big ears. She's disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.

girl one: hey who's that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that's just a melon headed twat.

by lololololololol! January 16, 2011

Melon Bag

Opposite lemon squeeze.

Read Lemon Squeeze for information on backwards melon bag.

by Jesperz January 2, 2011

Bad Melon

Melon that has been used previously for sexual purposes, usually a deep hole is visible for deviant practices.

Jacob: *searches through fridge* " Hey a melon!"
Josh: " Shit, no don't eat that, that's bad melon!"

by J-Pacey January 27, 2008

melon

cranium, skull, brain case, brain box

I slipped my hat onto my melon today in hopes of keeping my scalp from getting sunburned.

by shou-chan August 9, 2003

melonholing

The act of cutting a hole in the rind of a watermelon, inserting one's penis into the hole and deriving sexual gratification.

I think I'll go home to my melon patch and do some melonholing.

by melon man January 18, 2003

man melons

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.

That guy should not be running with those man melons

by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015