Melon Time

A time for melons

Hey Kids it's melon time!

by SheepieJack May 29, 2016

melon off

Traditional male game often played at partys or gatherings. Requires: male players, erections, melons

Males make sizeable incision into centre of melon. Players then muster up, by whatever means possible, a stiff erection. Melons are then placed on top of stiify. The winner of the game is last man standing with a melon still penetrated.

Dave won the melon off last night. What a hoor a pissy boner he had.

by thebigheed June 13, 2007

Melon Head

Someone with a head proportionately larger than their body, usually quite noticable.

Even at great distances,due to freak circumstances at birth,champion Gazelle Boxer Chris Butterworth of Pudsey near Leeds could easily be defined as a Melon Head. Amazingley, he has led an almost normal life so far.

by Molech March 30, 2013

melon patch

Vagina and the area serrounding it.

Any man is entitled to have his melon patch protected from the wild bucks of the woods.

by Colin D September 13, 2006

melon lips

An African American slang term that describes their Gigantic lips

"Ma nigga you got some big o melon lips!"

by Context April 4, 2006

water melon

The passion of a punk rock australian rice farmer and his friends- could be boobs could not

The australian rice farmer likes water melons

by 5sosiguess January 16, 2014

melon love

A phrase said in a playful tone when telling someone they mean a lot to you and they rock. It is not a substitute for 'I love you'.

Ohmygod, Emily! Melon love!

by Debio January 22, 2008