chatty matty

A guy named Matt, that talks a lot.

Sorry I was on the phone so long, he's such a chatty Matty.

by THA October 23, 2013

Matty Li

Matty Li is a complete form of Matthew.
Matty Li is a debater who is really good at writing pro cases

Matty Li: Jeffffie Changgggg
Jeffie Chang: Mattttttttttty Liiiiii

by Jeffie Chang November 24, 2018

Matty von scatty

Worst fool

Matty von scatty

by Yittanigh December 17, 2018

Mattisize

"To politely but firmly tell the President of the US to go screw, in language so clear that all loyal Americans will understand it imnediately. Only and his fan base will need to have someone explain what you actually said."

Origin: James Mattis was the only Secretary of Defense ever to resign in protest of a US President's @-hole decisions about foreign policy and his methods of dealing with our allies and enemies. He gave Trump one last chance to reverse course and NOT pull out of Syria, leaving the Kurds to fend for themselves. When DJ refused, he handed him a politely worded F-you letter of resignation, then had the text released from the Pentagon to all major media outlets. 😁

I'm sick to death of working for this administration, it's time to Mattisize and move on outta here... I wonder if Obama needs a new secretary?

by Homebuddy315 December 27, 2018

Mattie

Mattie is a super mean wo-man, she is always judging other people but gets mad when she is judged. Mattie is super short and always looking for attention. She is very lazy and not very smart

I feel like a Mattie today.

by Annynomous June 25, 2018

Matti

Matti is small, but very handsome and is sexy with his blue eyes and blonde hairs. He needs attention and knows the best jokes

Yesterday I met a Matti on a party

by Adrian4 August 23, 2018

Mattie

Dumb fuck who is always wrong

Me: Omg ur such a Mattie

You: wow now that I think about it i am rly dumb

by Juuliousceaser January 21, 2019