Masterbational

Something sooooo totally badass that right at that moment you want to drop your pants and have a massive wank.

Star Trek was so masterbational that I wanked super hard right in the theatre and shot the screen with my dick cheese.

by BuGzeeYY June 14, 2009

Mastercaking

Master bating while eating cake

Slinging your meat while eating cake is mastercaking

by Dk25 May 11, 2013

Masturbating Zach Style

Instead of fapping like a normal person, one does it by bending over and sucking their own penis.

Zach: I want to give myself a blowjob!
Steven: Thats called masturbating Zach style.

by xHilarious iFunny January 12, 2015

status masterbation

A facebook, twitter, or other social media status update that serves only for the psychosocial gratification of the poster, not unlike sexual masterbation.

-Did you see Lisa's most recent facebook status update about how happy she is with her life and how thankful she is for everyone?

-Yeah, I did, and I can't stop reading it. I have such a fetish for reading status masterbation.

by andmybow February 20, 2014

what is masturbating

Masturbating is when you touch your self “down there” to make you feel good

Donny: damn last night I was peaking in my step sisters room and she had her fingers deep in her pussy and was rubbing back and forth anyways she was masturbating

John: so masturbation is natural i do it you just put your hand on your cock and go up and down masturbating is fun and feels good

What is masturbating
Masturbating is having sex with your hand aka self

by Imnotagaylord January 24, 2018

Masturdating

You visit someplace alone, look at ladies and masturbate.

I am masturdating around Thamel today.

by Dankknight November 30, 2018

Maskerbating

Debating about masks. The foolish act of wasting one’s time and energy debating evidence and “reasons” for and against the wearing of a mask. Please feel free to be creative and use the word in a sentence.

Stop maskerbating with the store owner. Put one on or get the f*** out of Dodge.

by PTDrooster May 24, 2020