Masterkate

Notorious user on Gamefaqs who's name spawned from a joke on masturbating.

I like to masterkate when I am alone.

by Budum1 December 3, 2006

Masterdate

When you masterbate before a date to insure you last longer when you take them home later.

Steve: “oh man, i haven’t been on a date in awhile.. i hope i don’t bust too quick”

Jerry: “bro, just masterdate, works every time!”

by sawampa March 14, 2019

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

Masturcate

The art of bending over and sucking your own penis.

I got so desparete last night I had to Masturcate!

by Master Zen December 30, 2007

Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.

John is into virtual mutual masterbation.

by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010

masterbaiter

a person who baits Hooker professional/ for a living aka hooker.

we take the bait and put it on the hook for example i masterbait one thoudsand times a day. for example i put one thousand peices of bait on hooks. this is a masterbaiter

by masterbaiterjt June 3, 2011

maaterbate

Where you look at tow mater pics

I just maaterbateed today

by AuthenticDictionary69 August 24, 2022