lube rodeo

Is when a broke back cowboy brings the KY Jello to a party wearing only a cowboy hat and boots with spurs.

Whose comin in hot to the lube rodeo...this guy, that’s who!

by Sasha77 May 13, 2018

Semen Lube

When someone jizzes so many times they start to use their own semen as a lubrocant.

Mike ran out of AstroGel, but he used enough to help produce a semen lube.

by jizzerty October 10, 2012

Dutch Lube

When woman (or man) defecates on a mans erect penis, then smears it all over like it was lube.

Betty used some dutch lube to give me a handy last night when we ran out of KY, it smelled so bad but felt so good.

by erectile disfunction November 7, 2012

Popping Lube

Masturbating with massive amounts of lubricants so that when you arrive you cant tell the difference between your jizz and the lube.

1."Dude I just popped lube like its my day job"

2."Bro I popped lube and had my sister clean it up... Told her i just spilled lotion... Ha"

3."Popping lube is the best thing since sliced bread"

by LubeBoy6969 July 26, 2013

Vampire Lube

When you pull out of a girl and you find blood on your dick.

OMG BECKY! You didn't tell me it was your time of the month. There's Vampire Lube on my dick!

by Serial Pisser June 4, 2023

peg lube

Grease to allow dry sometimes sticky "pegs" to ease into their respective owners holes.

Hey honey grab that Peg lube outta the drawer, so I can get it in easier.

by AwesomeSoft August 19, 2017

Lube dunki'n

The act of dunking your sexual partner in a 5 gallon drum.

I caught my step-dad lube dunki'n my mom last night.

by MA BIGGEST MISTAKE YET August 19, 2018