Wicked Laser

A Wicked Laser is a generic name for a handheld pointer-sized diode laser that is too powerful to actually be used as a laser pointer. Typically, a laser pointer cannot be over <5mW in output power. A Wicked Laser is usually over <90mW and can burn duct tape or burst balloons. Wicked Lasers are invarioubly green in beam colour compared to the common red laser pointer. A Wicked Lasers is a gadget that is sometimes found in the company of an iPod.

David kept a powerful Wicked Laser for starpointing with his telescope whereas he used his laser pointer for exercising his cat.

by Maya Lightwave October 10, 2005

stupid liberal

Simply a synonym for liberal.

The stupid liberal wasted his vote on John Kerry.

by "Kane Millard" May 30, 2004

laser shits

When you have eaten something dodgy or drank too much and your shits turn into liquid. When you go to relieve yourself, your sphincter only opens a tiny amount before the liquid shit starts to squirt out in a narrow beam - This is a 'laser shit'.

"Hey Dave, what's up with you mate?"
"aaah mate I ate some dodgy street food last night and im suffering from a severe case of laser shits today"

by ratty_ May 26, 2008

laser snake

A rare colorful snake of which only one exists on each continent. It shoots lasers out of its eyes and the explosions propel it through the air. Anyone who would attempt to take the life of a laser snake would be instantly killed. It is undoubtedly the most amazing creature ever to exist on this earth.

Random Bystander: "Look, that laser snake just killed Trump!"
Secret Service agent: "Yesssss!"

by Dave Hillman PhD, Laser Snakes July 31, 2017

Liberal Racism

When someone isn't outwardly racist and uses innuendos to mask racism, so it remains way to ambiguous to get called out or detected.

Black guy: Wow why does this person hate me, maybe i should talk to him and understand where his ignorance is coming from.

White guy: Nah bro what if he is KKK, if u listen to him u are giving him a platform you arent helping your race.

Black guy: this is the liberal racism Jidion was talking about?

*Works with any race that tells another race how to percieve the bigotry coming their way*

by Chebster August 25, 2022

illiberal liberal

Refers to left-of-center folks who post nasty comments about other Americans with whom they disagree. They also try to apply a lengthy litmus test to evaluate whether an American is a "real Democrat".

An illiberal liberal just tried to excommunicate me from the Democratic party, the party of diversity, because I suggested that some Democrats are pro-life.

by Inbothhemispheres August 11, 2017

Jewish Space Laser

An unusual devise used to claim the foreskin of uncircumcised mens. resembles a lightsaber and runs off of the foreskin of unconseting men. used so if the rabbi sneezes during the castration the child will not loose his shlong

*bright light flashes in the sky*

Idiot 1: Guys!! a Jewish Space Laser!
Idiot 2: They just castrated all the men in the northern hemisphere!!!!
idiot 3: glad i'm circumcised!
all idiots: guffaw

by Lord Fartquadd July 9, 2022