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Lil Wayne, also known as Young Mula and Weezy is an American rapper mumble rapper and song writer he got famous from his song lolipop witch was on his album The Carter III he is currently 35 years old, and lives in Florida
Lolipop corros lyrics: la, la, la, la, la, la, like a Lolipop, la, la, la, la, la, la, like Lolipop, la, la, la, la, la, la, like a Lolipop, bottles in the club, bottles full if bub (I like that) I know ya like to touch those lovely lady humps (come on)
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Jack was sick so he decided to take a Lil Wayne despite not reading its warnings that it was an intoxicated drug. Because of this, he died.
Lil Wayne by Whodoievencare December 15, 2022
Lil' Wayne
Lil' Wayne
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
A 26 year old child with ADHD. Has a big ego, even bigger imagination, and an even bigger love for "Baby" AKA birdman AKA "dad". Wrote a lot of imaginative but crazy poems in special ed for his mom, which are now songs by him.
One day in 6th grade, Lil' Wayne came home from school on the short bus, and he showed his mother the poem he wrote for her in special ed. "I can mingle with the stars... and throw a party... on mars". She read it, put it on the fridge in front of his face, but when he left to "go number 2", she took it down and threw it in the trash. But Lil' Wayne had forgotten toilet paper and came back to get some and he saw what his mother had done. He went to sleep in the toilet that night.
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
The next day he finds himself alone, because he was a loner and had no friends. So he goes to a burger joint but gets beat up outside, the owner sees and offers him a free burger. He goes home crying, but a little happy. When he gets there, he finds his stepfather's gun and decides to end himself. But he's too stupid to shoot himself in the head so he shoots himself in the stomach and then realizes he's not THAT stupid to not feel pain. So he calls the cops, they save him. He gets a record deal, mom won't allow it, but he takes it up at 14 and starts his crap career (think I'm lying? google Lil' Wayne shot himself, actually google all you can about him).
Him and Birdman are fucking low key. Well birdman tries to keep it discreet but Lil' Wayne just throws it out there. "Weezy F baby" (Weezy fuckin' baby. The "F" was meant to be a "+" under the tree they first made out under but you know, Lil' Wayne can't spell, let alone carve, so they just ran with it).
Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite rapper!
Lil' Wayne by Montana Trax November 7, 2010
Lil' Wayne
1. One of the many reasons why teenagers do drugs.
2. A person whose dreadlocks make him look incredibly smelly and in need of a shower, desperately.
3. Someone who sings/raps/talks (whatever the hell Lil Wayne does) like a cat with 30 coat hangers stuck in his throat, the majority of which have been in your mothers no-no spot.
4. Somebody who probably has their Xbox Live gamertag something along the lines of "x420Weed4Lyfe420x"
5. Someone that makes you question whether their speaking English or not because their "more gooder grammar" makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and squeeze limes into the cavities of which they used to be in.
2. A person whose dreadlocks make him look incredibly smelly and in need of a shower, desperately.
3. Someone who sings/raps/talks (whatever the hell Lil Wayne does) like a cat with 30 coat hangers stuck in his throat, the majority of which have been in your mothers no-no spot.
4. Somebody who probably has their Xbox Live gamertag something along the lines of "x420Weed4Lyfe420x"
5. Someone that makes you question whether their speaking English or not because their "more gooder grammar" makes you want to gouge your own eyes out and squeeze limes into the cavities of which they used to be in.
"Yo, you wanna Lil' Wayne it up with me and smoke some an obscene amount of weed?"
"DUDE take a shower, you're starting to Lil' Wayne."
"Wow stop singing dude, your voice is Lil' Wayne."
"Wow, I came over your house to play Xbox with you, and your gamertag is THAT Lil' Wayne?! I'm leaving."
2nd Grade English Teacher - "I'm sorry, but I had to give your grammar quiz an F."
You - "Ay, yo, why?"
English Teacher - "Because you're Lil' Wayne."
"DUDE take a shower, you're starting to Lil' Wayne."
"Wow stop singing dude, your voice is Lil' Wayne."
"Wow, I came over your house to play Xbox with you, and your gamertag is THAT Lil' Wayne?! I'm leaving."
2nd Grade English Teacher - "I'm sorry, but I had to give your grammar quiz an F."
You - "Ay, yo, why?"
English Teacher - "Because you're Lil' Wayne."
Lil' Wayne by xxFarmingtonxx October 22, 2010