dick laser

A term used to describe the mechanism of destruction of a particularly powerful penis.

George's dick laser annihilated Gertrude the Lesbian Hooker.

by DinoTron January 14, 2014

Peniso Lasero

A super power-like move that can be done by humping the air once. When doing so it creates a big beam of blue piss.

Peniso Lasero! *hump* * big beam of blue piss*

by DemilSpotify October 12, 2022

Pulling the laser

When you pee inside of your girlfrien´s butt while having sex.

Mark- Damn I have to pee! But I don´t want to go....

Annie- Just pull the laser!

Pulling the laser is easy you just piss inside of her and watch her world fall apart.

by GordanRamsay February 18, 2015

laser goggles

post laser eye surgery side effect of having constant beer goggles.

that girl was hideous but Timmy had his laser goggles going and took her home.

by dave6000 June 22, 2007

With Lasers

It makes anything cooler.!!

Man - "Hey, what'd you do last night?"
Man2 - *jerkishly* "Your mom!"
Man - "with lasers!"

by ASF18A! February 25, 2010

Cunt Laser

1.) General insult. Particularly good for someone (usually drunk) acting like a total bafoon.

2.) The most powerful vagina-based weapon in any woman's arsenal.

1.) Carl is a total cunt laser!

2.) Oh my fuck! Check out the cunt laser on that chick!

by truk213 October 13, 2009

laue

A cool ass mo-fo. Derived from Decatur, Illinois in 2007.

That dude is a laue!!!

by Chris Harmison October 1, 2007