Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

Angel Jose Robles, Hellstorm, Hellstormismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Is Only Allowed To Pick Up Women With A Phone And Not Paper And Personal Computer And Other Laptop, Tabltets, Etc.

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 23, 2025

laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

Laptop

A porn addicted trip of guilt and "filled socks".

When i opened my laptop and had to buy new socks like A LOT of new socks.

by SkepticalZebra8 February 10, 2018

Laptop Money

Money used for the sole purpose of buying a laptop.

Son: Hey Dad, can I have a Laptop?

Dad: You got some Laptop Money?!

by TeeJay5 July 20, 2010

Laptop

A laptop is a portable computer that cant manage to get 60+ fps without you spending around 900$ dollars into it.

"Hello lady, would you like to buy a laptop, here we have an amazing model; 4 gigs of ram, intel pentium, integrated graphics and 1tb of storage"

by LagMage May 6, 2021

Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.

Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."

by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012

Golden Laptop

The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.

Man should be do the golden laptop to Jaden Reid

by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 February 26, 2024