lacostitute

Someone (male or female) who engages in douchebag activity for payment. In this case 'douchebag activity' involves wearing a small alligator on items of designer clothing and 'payment' involves paying extortionately over the odds.

"Kimmie just spent $400 on three items from the Lacoste store and now she's flaunting them on the street corner"
"What a Lacostitute"

by markleigh99 April 13, 2016

laportia

A big thick wildebeest from the jungles of the Dirty South.

I Like the way LaPortia dances on that pole.

by Jay_flip October 3, 2017

Lacoser

A stupid idiot loser that has a small penis

Lukas, Bradias, and Meuner are known as the lacoser triplets.

by BobmanChicken February 23, 2019

Laps

To do laps is to fuck up in the most fucked up way

You’re doing laps bro (you’re fucking up bro)

by Funky but chunky August 27, 2019

Lapsy Wapsy

when a person closes their laptop

*insert name* close the lapsy wapsy

by brother x2 August 31, 2019

Lakos

Group of extremely handsome, alpha males with large cocks and tight holes. Lakos are men of extreme intelligence, with a fantastic sense of humour and an indescribable love for one another. 1 of them is usually racist.

All my homies love the Lakos!
“I hate *******” said a certain Lako...

by custardthegoat June 26, 2021

lapoozle

when you poop, wipe, and comes out all clean

man, i just had a bangin lapoozle.

by woohoo your boo July 5, 2021