lanky

a word used to describe someone who is tall, fast as eggs and skinny. his arms are full on dangly but has muscle. he has a orange shirt that sez "wedge", wears cargo pants that don't even reach his feet, wears thongs, has a hat with a picture of a fly and his favourite meal is spaghetti bolognaise cooked on the barbeque especially while watching the disney channel.

JIMI: shit andrews lanky..
NICO: yeah man whats with them fukn cargo pants.
ALLAN: andrew eat EGGGSSSSSS you lanky motherfucker.
ANDREW: oh my god what the wedge .. ur slack
KEVIN: im asian

by allan is houso August 22, 2006

lakey

wimp,pansy, thats all we cansay really, hes about 8ft

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

lanky girl

lanky girls are normally are weird and tall, but also skinny

rose is a lanky girl, her legs reach the sky.

by unkknnoowwnn123321 July 11, 2015

lanky

Tall,thin and unsightly.
See also C.Coyne, Swedish, and Gay

Chris Coyne is a lanky gay swedish poof.

by Cosmoo January 30, 2005

lanky

An insult to refer to people who are tall, skinny, and have small shoulders, giving th appearance that they are weak and easily intimidated.

When the wind blows that lanky fuck flys away.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Salt lakey

Slang for a resident of salt lake, UT.
Background: Used to describe the laidback, cultish residents of salt lake city, UT.

Get up off your ass and stop being a salt lakey! Just cause you live in a morman bubble doesen't mean the rest of the world does too!

by William Janzer October 25, 2004

lanky bastard

Lanky bastards are a tall, black thin entity with blinding white eyes weighing approximately 3000lbs and a height of approximately 11.5ft. The composition of a lanky bastard is unknown but seems to have the consistency of heavy leather. When a human is within 100ft of lanky bastards, it may enter their agitated state, which can go off at random times. During its agitated state, lanky bastards will sprint towards the human at approximately 6smph whilst playing the 2003 Fireman Sam intro at 150dB.

"Oh god, it's a lanky bastard!"
"OI, LANKY BASTARD!"

by ⊕ November 1, 2020