knobbeef

simply an insult, used in laughable cases mainly in secondary schools in the London area

Oh my god, you're such a chunk of knobbeef

or

Hey, Daniel, you're lookin like a huge slab of knobbeef today

by Moosemonger12 January 17, 2006

knobbly

Weak kneed from lack of sex.

Please don't be gone so long I get knobbly.

by Groggy Garbad January 19, 2011

knobbler

the reverse equivalent of a "motorboat".

A person accepts a mans soft genitals into their mouth and vigorously shakes their head back and fourth while producing various sounds from the throat; used to prepare a man for (oral) sex.

"I just couldn't get in position so she suggested a knobbler to get the process started. Within moments I was ready for her"

by anonymous2587 November 19, 2013

Knobbing

To wrap ones' mouth around a door knob and to then have someone open the door. Instantly ripping your teeth out.

Will: Have you seen Melissa?
Nate: I heard she got caught knobbing, she's getting dentures fitted.
Will: Yikes!

by weedsniffer3000 January 26, 2020

slobby door knobby

The act of removing a door knob and replacing it with ones man meat. Then in the middle of the night as your spouse awakens to urinate, still half asleep, stumbles into the darken bathroom. She goes to turn the door open and in the process gives you a mean indian burn that only a sick pervert would enjoy.

Sally to her Co Workers: I'm so tired, Henry my husband keeps me up all night with his massive slobby door knobby' s and his loud painful moans as he nurses his Indian burns.

by WhoDrankTheDongWater June 11, 2017

knobbin

A small wanker.

That knobbin hit me in the balls.

by anycon June 24, 2003

Knobbin

hangin' out, relaxin

Mike: Hey Ron, what you doin'?

Ron: Not much, just knobbin around.

by KevRon July 31, 2006