Kimpie Paarntie

A dutch word. It can be used as a swear word or a type as food.

Dont be so stupid, you dirty Kimpie Paarntie!

I ate a kimpie paarntie

by KimpiePaarntieLover March 15, 2017

klamPz

Pronounced Klam pis meaning "disgusting piss" in danish. He chose that name himself. Among friends, it is "Klam Hest" meaning "disgusting Horse"
Aspring cs:go player who is going nowhere. astralis did not approve. any of his 34 requests.

KlamPz: wow that horse is disgusting, like really!
you: just like how your kill ratio in cs:go is disgusting - and also you.
KlamPz: yes

by noesmos April 4, 2017

Klumpsac

The preponderance of a man to be repeatedly struck in the testicles by flying objects

Andrew kept getting hit in the nuts during the soccer game. What a Klumpsac.

by Dr. G Bow-wow June 30, 2017

Klisp

Definition 1: Another word for Kiss, often used by people who are lonely for more than 20 years.

Guy 1:*A completely scientific and serious text*
Girl 1:*Argee to Guy 1's text*
Some lonely guy: Come klisp.

by doggo boi July 19, 2017

Klisp

The act of pulling off your longest pubic hair to use as an impromptu dental floss

Me: Hey that steak was good mind if you give me a klisp real quick?

HANK: Sorry man I just shaved down their just use my dental floss.

by Chichi is Boss July 25, 2017

klump dump

an big dump of klump

look at that klump dump!

by safesoap November 9, 2017

Kimp

Someone who tells there parents eveything

Dam it why’d you tell you mum ? Your such a kimp

by Hot mumma November 30, 2017