noun.
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
A painless punch to the face by someone with soft hands; to punch a female in the vagina; to jab a kitten while it's sleeping; to get punched in the face by your girlfriend for bruising her vagina after missionary.
kit-n, puhnch
"Damn! That stripper kitten punched the other stripper for spilling her drink!"
"I got into a fight at the club. This dude kitten punched me, Yo that shit felt like a bag filled with baby hair."
by PeriwinklePowerRanger March 16, 2015
Kitten Turtle behaviors :
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
1. Says will be ready in an hour but their hour really means 3 hours. 10 minutes is 30 min. 30 is an hour and a half... etc.
2. Makes cute sounds and says words in a cute way when they make a mistake.
3. Counsels themselves when they have mental breakdowns
4. Will ask cute questions/make cute comments, examples:
"Did I leave the stove on?" when she didn't even use the stove.
"The cat didn't get in the oven, right?"
*Person bumps into them* them: "I'm so sorry" (basically everything is their fault and will apologize)
by KitTurd June 20, 2023
Man one- Tom Cruise is such a kitten toucher.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
Man two- Ya he does it so much it might be considered harassment.
by SquirrelChoker1 August 05, 2009
This is a small, domestic cat that acts like a bitch. Usually this is used to describe a moody female cat that is unpredictable in their actions, typically leading to a hiss, i.e. bitch kitten.
Did you see that cat Sophie? I went to give her a treat and holy shit that little bitch hissed at me. What a little bitch kitten.
by Dudemannnn May 27, 2014
by zojo86 November 13, 2013
Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.
This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.
Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.
Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.
Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.
Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.
Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.
Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.
Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.
Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.
Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020
by Miss Agreeable May 26, 2004