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hillbilly

n. People, primarily in the Appalachian region of the South, who are isolated from civilization and cannot therefore assimilate into modern culture. They differ from rednecks in, that, rednecks live in close proximity to both civilization and modern culture, however, they choose not to assimilate, whereas a hillbilly cannot assimilate.
"He lives a ways, yonder over the mountain, 'bout 100 miles from the city, he's a true hillbilly"
by Z Ellmo September 8, 2006
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hillbilly turtle sex

adjective:
1. The act of having turtle sex, hillbilly style.

2. A sexual position with the male crouching and the woman laying face down under a coffee table with her waist lifted slightly off the ground, while the man holds a wiffle ball bat used to whack the woman over the head whenever she pops it out from the opposite side of the table.
"Man, she was ugly as shit but I was fresh out of bags, so we just had hillbilly turtle sex instead. It's the best kind of hate sex, too! It turns out a wiffle ball bat leaves no marks. She won't admit it after the fact, but I know she liked it."
by SirDeity August 29, 2011
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Hillbilly Hotpocket

The act of spitting tobacco juices and tobacco grounds into a vagina and eating said hotpocket and fucking thouroughly.
Earl"I gave that girl a hillbilly hotpocket...skoal wintergreen is the best for doing such"
by LROY13 and KAR22 April 15, 2010
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millbilly

A breed of human that works at a mill e.g. sawmill, pulp mill. Typically their knuckles drag on the floor, they roam in packs, and they have difficulty understanding normal human speech.
Man: Why is Steve crouched over his food and snarling like that?
Woman: Don't mind him he's a millbilly.
by Wittier5000 April 19, 2018
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Hillbilly

People that love to drink moonshine and LOVE FUCKING THEIR COUSINS
We hillbilly bastards love moonshine and having sex with our cousins
by KoB king May 7, 2017
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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hillbilly divorce

A state in which a married couple merely separates and dwells in different abodes without the benefit of legal proceedings
"I aint payin' for no lawyer, Billy Bob, so ya jest pack it up "n' move on outta here! We'll jest have to make do with a hillbilly divorce!"
by hootnannie October 22, 2009
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