Jazzin'

A paradox that consistently presents itself to the Utah Jazz of the NBA. They are able to compete at a high level, and in many cases beat, better teams, even significantly better teams. While on the other hand, they will inexplicably lose to terrible teams, even extremely terrible teams, no matter how much better the Jazz really are. This is the most frustrating aspect of being a Utah Jazz fan.

1) We were Jazzin' tonight! We beat {insert best team in the league}!

2)I can't believe how bad we were Jazzin' tonight! We lost to {insert worst team in the league}!

by UtahSportsBot April 5, 2012

jizzidue

basically its the residue thats left by jizz

TEENAGE LAD; i'm so embarressed, my mum went to wash my boxers last night
FRIEND; went to......????
TEEN LAD; yeah she couldnt get them out my room!!!
FREIND; ????????????
TEEN LAD; they were stuck to the carpet by the jizzidue

by SeeDJStu June 27, 2010

Jizzinism

To jizz upon an object, and or person.

We had a huge jizzinism at the party

by jizznaster42 October 14, 2008

Jizzing

A spraying of something. A large input of information

I got a jizzing of texts

by arh3399 May 17, 2019

twitter jizzing

spraying twitter with tons of tweets on a subject.

I just got 10 tweets regarding some shitty awards show, I wish people would stop twitter jizzing...

by ThorOdinTyr April 25, 2011

Jonzi

'To Jonzi'

The act of leaving full time education and endlessly searching for a job.

+) What you doing these days?

-) I left school.

+) oh you bad jonzi.

by ji3 October 2, 2010

Jozi

Jozi is a kind but weird gurl she was given the nicknames: penguin queen and salt queen she was once manipulated into being darknes queen but she has come to normal terms and now is a gud friend

"be like Jozi,she got some help"

by {l o l e k_t h e_w e i r d_1} January 3, 2020