Girls called Samantha tend to be very sexy and beautiful that like rutines though they can be a bit nasty and lazy sometimes. Someone called Josefine is really nice to people, has a locigal mind and never tries to be someone else if it's not necessary. Having all of these personalities can bring a determined, smart down to earth person that can deal with things by itself and likes independency.
"Why is that girl bringing all the boys attention to a cliff not even using it well? Who's that stupid bitch?"
"The special girl's name must be Samantha josefine or Josefine Samantha."
"The special girl's name must be Samantha josefine or Josefine Samantha."
by Candycanestasteshit June 24, 2017
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An ancient Latin title naming the second coming of Christ manifest in a single man. It is synonymous with God himself.
Person 1: "The pope predicts that that the Mosh Joskoff is due to come to earth soon"
Person 2: "I heard about that. He will save the Earth, he said. Apparently, he resides in E-8, whatever that means."
Person 2: "I heard about that. He will save the Earth, he said. Apparently, he resides in E-8, whatever that means."
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Get the Mosh Joskoff mug.Mikolas Josef, a Czech god. With a jawline that can cut steel. Abs that can wash clothes. Always stays hydrated. Pancakes lover. Steady plenty motherfuckers hater. GREAT singer, i suggest listening to Abu Dhabi. thx for reading.
"yo, what's up?"
-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
"yo, what's up?"
-Mikolas?
-Mikolas.
-MIKOLAS!
by teammiki March 30, 2019
Get the Mikolas Josef mug.Mikolas Josef is an amazing and lovely czech guy. His second name is «A Walking Meme». He's very hard-working that's why he always serves bops. Mikolas Josef loves his fans and he treats them with kindness. Also he likes to use the word "soon" which translated to miki-language means either in 2 years or NEVER. His favourite emojis are 🍑👋 (don't ask why)
Example 1: Ugh i wish i was a Mikolas Josef
Example 2:
Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
Example 2:
Mikolas Josef : new music is coming
teammiki: when?
Mikolas Josef : sOoN
teammiki: *plays spongebob one eternity later time card*
by @mikolas.alb June 18, 2019
Get the Mikolas Josef mug.A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".
A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.
Lady Josefina Gonzalez, Of Hildago County Was The First Royal Made Of Nationial Crown Made Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS On May 3, 2022 By KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA In Honor Of The Royal Nationial Crown Her Family Lineage Was Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2
That Is All.
A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.
Lady Josefina Gonzalez, Of Hildago County Was The First Royal Made Of Nationial Crown Made Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS On May 3, 2022 By KING EDDIE KING SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA In Honor Of The Royal Nationial Crown Her Family Lineage Was Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2
That Is All.
A New Addition To OUR National Crown. YOU Will Show Her The Great Respect She Has Earned " The Lady Josefina Gonzalez ", Royal Knight, And Dutchess Of Hildago County, TEXAS. Made By KING EDDIE SMITH IV KING Of THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA On 05/03/2022 Family Awarded PRIVILEGE RANK 2 First In ALL Lands A Greart Honor Bestowed To My Josefina, She Who " The Lord Increases " My Foundation For OUR "Children".
A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.
A Gift To Mankind From YOUR KING.
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