the joos

Curvaceousnessnessness....

"The trick to getting the guys is two words, the joos" "whats the joos?" "All this curvaceousnessnessness "

by Akrownimm March 15, 2017

Jools

To rape using the art of deception. Often using alcohol instead of mainstream 'Roofies'.

To Jools someone one you must be forensically aware.

Knickers will always be put back on after a Jools.
Someone who has Jools'd another will always answer no to the question: "Did we have sex last night"

I think i've been Jools'd, I can't remember a thing from last night and my knickers are still on.
I'm going to get her battered so i can Jools her.

by Ban Darron November 8, 2013

joopie

one who owns cs,ut,q3,ns,nintendo,chicken,beer

by #teamrg east gamesnet.net March 22, 2003

joons

Short form for "Junior Bacon Cheeseburger", a popular item on Wendy's Fast Food Value Menue enjoyed by many obese people and stoners.

Hey man i've been smoking dank all night lets go buy some joons.

by mike p June 1, 2004

jooseppi

a psycopathic motherfucker from south africa.

jooseppi hates thekov.

by jooseppi December 9, 2003

Joosy

When something so juicy that you're not allowed to use the correct spelling for the phrase. Often used by humans with higher IQ to understand how to abbreviate certain words and upgrade their meaning to a higher power level.

"dam, dat girl's got a Joosy butt"
"Give me dat Joosy kool laid"

by bignigah June 19, 2018

Joogs

Something compact and easily hidden used for stabbing or shanking such as a pocket knife or blade of some sort.

Guy 1: "Dude.... there's a bunch of creepy black people up there... let's walk around them."

Guy 2: "Nah bro it's cool, I got my joogs with me."

by MrHappyPotato December 25, 2010