Joose Burps

The terrible burps that last all day after consuming one or more Joose beverages the night before. Purple is generally the worst kind as it tastes like nasty rotten grapes mixed with your general tsos chicken. Alot of the time you will throw up all over the place especially if you've had more than one joose, and the taste of old joose coming back up serves as a reminder of the mistake you made the night before by buying a joose. However due to its ease of acquisition and cheap price you will always come back to joose and get sick and hungover the next day with purple joose burps and heartburn. Also your heart might blow up.

Ah man sounds like a case of the Joose burps!

by Mr Joose Man Mike November 17, 2010

Joelsepher

Someone completely undeserving of the position of authority they are in. A Joelsepher often spends his work days navigating through scandalous areas of the internet and telling his employees to shave their sideburns because facial hair is unacceptable in the work place.

It should be noted that he has a beard that is majestic as fuck, and his employees don't have sideburns.

Also, jazz feet.

"Do you see that guy over there? He's making out with mashpotatos...."

"Thats Joelsepher, best to leave him be."

by JD5000 May 8, 2014

Joost

1. The awesome and smart guy, has curly hair and doesn't give a shit about anything.
2. The awesome and smart guy, has no curly hair and doesn't give a shit either.

Jay: 'Wow, he's a real gentleman and alpha
Jay2: 'Damn right, he's a real Joost

by gewooneenflower January 16, 2017

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by Kim Namjoon’s Attorney October 5, 2021

jizz jowls

When a female has performed so much fellatio that power and impact from the ejaculation has caused her to form jowls

No way i bet she sucks allot of dick check out the jizz jowls on her

by frogpubes October 4, 2013

Rooster jowls

Having excess amount of labia

Tommy went down on Francine but before he started, he noticed she had rooster jowls and quickly came up.

by Howiefelthersnatch27 May 7, 2019

Joos

Liquid of some kind, usually from fruit.

"That's some damned good peach joos!"

by NRG January 2, 2003