Jonathan

Person 1: Did you know that Jonathan has a big fat cock?
Person 2: Wow thats so cool!
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Jonathan

A true gay hill-billy. Probably married to his brother, probably has 28 children, and most probably loves to catch catfish with his dick. You be warned, do not dare enter his swamp without his permission.
Jonathan: Ma there's another gator in the house!

Jonathan's ma: Another gator?! Give me that shovel!
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damn jonathan u have big cock
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Jonathan

The name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. People treated him like crap and now he's one of the most evil people around. He has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. The only people he still cares about are his family. He is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.
Girl: What ever happened to Jonathan?

Girl 2: He finally went off the deep end. Stay away from him.
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A rich Nazi who thinks he is funny but really not.
Jonathan: SaltyPants? More like EmptyPants!
Conner: No.. Just no
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Jonathan is known for being handsome, cool and having a big dick
Oh my I wish mine was as big as Jonathan’s
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Jonathan has specks and has brown hair. He is quite spotty aswell. He is
A bit of a junkie , he smokes weed and fags. He is a bit of a fuckboy because he flirts with everyone , even boys even tho he’s apparently straight
You are such a Jonathan
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