Jizzmoidal

Something that looks so good, it makes you blow your load.

Peter: Bruce, check out the blonde in the hallway
Bruce: Thats jizzmoidal
Ryan: Get over here....
Mark: Gday guys
Ryan: oh fuck.

by FOF382 September 2, 2014

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jizzulate

Erratic spasms of the hips while shooting cum that is of a Coca-Cola fizz like consistency on a woman's vagina or a man's butthole.

His jizzulate was the sickest looking shit she had ever seen come out of a man or human being. She promptly wiped herself off with his T-shirt before vomiting in the shower.

by Ephlik June 9, 2015

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Jizzue

A tissue that you shot your load on and put back into the other box of clean ones for someone very unlucky to use

See that bitch over there I just gave her my jizzue to wipe her pig nose with it

by Jizzer69 January 2, 2017

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Jizzometres

The unit of messurment used to calculate how far you jizz in a fap session.

Bruh last night when I was fapping I jizzed 3 jizzometres.

by The Fap Factory January 3, 2017

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Similar to Jerkmobile, a Jizzmobile is a Vehicle where a subject carelessly and sometime furiously masturbates in.
The difference between the two is that a Jerkmobile is far cleaner, as the wanker is more careful and actually cleans up after himself. A Jizzmobile on the other hand, shows clear evidence of the owner's masturbatory nature, as there are rags, T-Shirts and Cum Stains everywhere. It's best to stay away from a Jizzmobile if possible.

Rick: Hey, Jake?

Jake: Yeah?

Rick: You're drunk. I'll drive you home.

Jake: No way, man! Your Car's a real fuckin' Jizzmobile.

by norTnoJ January 24, 2017

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